85-year-old rabbi convicted of fondling funeral home worker

Yesterday, 85-year-old Rabbi Jacob Aaron Max was found guilty by a Baltimore County District Court judge of two counts of sexual molestation involving a 44-year-old woman.

The randy rabbi fondled the woman's breasts and murmured he was "being bad" as he touched her. The incident took place at a local funeral home, where the victim worked.

The judge sentenced Max to a one-year prison term, which she then suspended, and one year of unsupervised probation.

Here's looking forward to Max going to prison and getting some unwelcomed fondling done to him.